Jim,
Wouldn't you know YOU'D keep having these problems...
I see a STUNNING achievement in your future, however:
Soon, you'll develop an inexplicable desire to become a deep-sea diver, and will develop into the world's formost authority on the matter...
You'll be far, far below the suface of the Pacific... and will come face-to-face with
MEGALODON, the 80-foot long, supposedly extinct Super Great-White shark!!! Many have theorized that these still exist, and NEW, non-fossilized teeth show up quite often...
You come FACE TO FACE! Your video camera captures it all! The sharks becomes belligerent, and decides to attack! You ignore your diving knife and pull out your trusty P-11, aim it at the shark's huge black eye, and...
KER-BLAMMO!!!
Your buoyant camera floats to the surface, your adventure documented for the entire world to see!
The shark retreats, bewildered.
You've finally created your first P-11 failure by firing it underwater, and you'll coast the seas in your suit for years before washing up on a Florida beach...
Congratulations! You Da Man!!!
Flyer
Did I really spend this much time typing up so much useless drivel? Oh well.... certainly won't be the first time!