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    Hey isn't Glen due for a gentle push down the slimey stairs by Igor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevil
    Hey isn't Glen due for a gentle push down the slimey stairs by Igor?
    nah its time to smack the bars with the can for a few minutes. The stair push is after Lunch!

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    Gee,
    Glen didn't make many friends in his short stay on the board.

    By popular demand, and for having been given the thumbs down by the admin team (it wasn't just me), Glen is our newest guest in the pit of eternal suffering. Igor, please show Glen to his new quarters.

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    I warned him about that blind dog bourbon.

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    well, i'll have to get out the muffs i guess. the screams unnerve me
    "the female of the species is more deadly than the male" Rudyard Kipling

    RIP Byron L. Bell 1935 - 2010

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    Quote Originally Posted by byron
    well, i'll have to get out the muffs i guess. the screams unnerve me
    I guess the Realtor didn't mention the dungeon next door when you bought the house.

    Regards, Keys 8)
    I warned him about that blind dog bourbon.

    Won't you help KeysBear become an ex-patriate in Belize? Your small monthly donation will keep him stocked with Bacardi and hire a full time housekeeper.

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    you don't know how close you are to the truth! but i was here first!
    "the female of the species is more deadly than the male" Rudyard Kipling

    RIP Byron L. Bell 1935 - 2010

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    Every time I walk by the door going in there, I hear screaming and sounds like eternal torment and suffering. Then very loud whip cracks...

    Hey Keys did you hire the guy with the whip, His name badge said something about Marcus deSade in it. And Igor said the bill for the rack to be oiled and new straps was 2$. Just thought Id pass the message on.

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    Flyer n' Midi have nice "oldskool" 18th C lineart prints, I believe we need some for Keys...

    http://allcocked.com/torture-05.jpg

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    Re:

    Quote Originally Posted by cloak
    Every time I walk by the door going in there, I hear screaming and sounds like eternal torment and suffering. Then very loud whip cracks....
    Naw, those sounds are coming from next door at Madame Carla's. She left some flyers if you want to check the specials. Gift certificates are available.

    Regards, Keys 8)
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    Won't you help KeysBear become an ex-patriate in Belize? Your small monthly donation will keep him stocked with Bacardi and hire a full time housekeeper.

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    now you've got my attention. does the madame honor ohio "golden ager" cards?
    "the female of the species is more deadly than the male" Rudyard Kipling

    RIP Byron L. Bell 1935 - 2010

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